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│                     THE COFFEE LICENSE                      │
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│ • Free for everyone.                                        │
│ • Coffee money for billionaires.                            │
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│ MIT + Basic Courtesy                                        │
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│ • Free for personal, educational, and small business use    │
│ • $[AMOUNT] if your net worth has commas and lawyers        │
│ • Use freely, modify freely                                 │
│   (but buy me a damn latte if you're [BIG_CORP])           │
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│ Copyright [YEAR] [NAME]                                     │
│ Contact: [EMAIL]                                            │
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│ IF YOU'RE ABOVE THE THRESHOLD                              │
│ but would prefer not to pay,                               │
│ restructure your assets                                    │
│ until you're technically not.                              │
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│ This isn't about money. It's about acknowledgment.         │
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│ ☕ Made with code and good faith                            │
│    by an indie dev who believes in balance                 │
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